Wednesday, 16 April 2008

God Is Not Great

by Christopher Hitchens

I was reading an Attwood but I left it in a cafe. Alice with the beautiful eyes who ran the cafe tried to drop it in that night but I wasn’t home. Then she moved to Adelaide. But, she left it with a bloke called Phil who kept forgetting to bring it to me and in the end it took three weeks to finally get my hands back on it (from a German backpacker called Mika who took Phil’s room when he moved to Cairns). In the meantime I had started reading a Saramago but I went into Melbourne for a weekend and forgot to take it with me so in Melbourne I started reading The Road by McCarthy but then I lost that book (found it under the car seat a week later) and in the meantime had started reading this book which I now review. I try to do one thing at a time but I consistently do four things at a time and do them all terribly.

This is a terrific book but it was totally wasted on me because I’m already an atheist. It’s the religious that need to read it, not me. I spent most of the book saying, “Yeah, that’s right!” and, “You tell ‘em Hitchy!” But he was preaching to the converted...

It did make me reflect on my own atheism though. Hitchy was able to pin-point the moment he became an atheist. I can’t. I grew up on Greek mythology and Enid Blyton and looking back, even at a very young age, say, 7 or 8, I couldn’t differentiate between myth, fiction and religion. It was all just good yarns in my child’s mind. I still remember the bloke coming to teach us Religious Instruction at Generic High in the suburbs of Melbourne. He was kind, and told some terrific stories about Jesus and I was fascinated with the crucifixion but never at any point did I consider the resurrection, for example, to be fact. I enjoyed the story, period.

To this day I don’t understand why religion persists to exist. I want the stories to remain – Genesis alone is a ripper (see my earlier review) – but I want them filed in the ‘mythology’ sections of Readings. It’s what they are. As Hitchens says rather simply and powerfully, (paraphrasing)‘Philosophy has replaced religion, just as astronomy has replaced astrology’.

It is a very even book. It covers every possible argument against the notion that God is not great, and he presents his argument intelligently and patiently. The patience itself is commendable.

Hitchens also provided two fine anecdotes which help me to explain my own atheism.

The first concerns the astronomer Laplace (1749-1827) who made a working model of the solar system, known as an ortery. The Emperor studied the ortery and asked Laplace why God was not represented, to which Laplace replied, “It works well enough without God.”

I liked this anecdote because it sums up my life. I work fine without God, without the belief in God, without a belief in any omnipotent force whether that be a deity or the Gluten Gods* that the new-age wankers present to me, like ‘the cosmos’. My life is fine without belief in an after-life or a previous life, star-signs, judgement, colour-therapy, psychics, tarot, heaven, hell, priests, fate, destiny, creation and souls. I get my transcendental states out of great art, great rooting and great all-round living. I like life. I love it. God, if he existed, would muddy my experience, as would the thought that there may be a heaven. If there was a heaven I would kill myself to get there and if there was a hell awaiting me because I killed myself, even though I’ve lived on just about every measurable level a pious life, then religion is a sham.

Nope, this it it. This life, it’s all I’ve got. Just one shot at it. The resurrection is waking up in the morning and immortality is having babies (mental note: cut hole in condom next time I get a root).

But it’s not just that I don’t believe in God, it’s that I know he doesn’t exist. Maybe that’s why I’m at peace with my life.

Hitchens also brings up a thought that I have often brought up to lapsed-religious people. I can’t find it in the book (I should remember to put markers in) but paraphrasing: Do religious people actually believe? He conceded they may believe in their belief, but do they actually believe there is a God?

If pushed, if cornered, if forced to answer honestly, I reckon 99% would say ‘no’, and they they need to read this book. I give it a B.

*Gluten God, also known as 'I Can't Believe It's Not God!' I've had countless arguments with hippies and new-agers about their beliefs in star signs and fate - fate, in particular. "It was meant to happen," they say, and I accuse them of being Christians in disguise which angers them greatly because they don't identify with any religious movement, and yet all their new-age beliefs are religious. Just like their gluten-steaks, they have a Gluten God. I made that term up. You may use it.


squib said...
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Perseus said...

Hmm. Squib left a reasonable comment, now she's changed her mind.

I was going to ask, Squib, what was the reason, if any, you jumped into atheism? My grandfather was reading the bible one night, as he often did, then suddenly threw it across the room and said, "What bullshit." My mum was just a child, and we never did find out what passage finally pushed him over the edge.

squib said...

Well I thought after I posted it how boring boring boring it was and I was going to post sorry that was so boring everyone but then I saw a bin symbol and I thought, oh joy! I can delete it. Then after I deleted it I thought, that's prolly bad blog etiquette and now I've really made an ass of myself

I wasn't raised by religious parents - I think I was just being contrary and then as I said I invested God with feelings and it seemed a bit mean to dump him just because he wasn't very credible

But then last year someone we know lost their beautiful little girl and that's when I really realised there is no point to anything. I mean I knew that all along but that was the clincher

That's very funny about your grandfather

Perseus said...

I disagree strongly that "there is no point to anything". I think there is a point, and a lot of meaning in life.

It's the God-theory that has no point. If God created us and we are his sheep and he decides when we die then there is truly 'no point' in striving for anything, willing to do anything or even getting up in the morning.

Horrible news about the death of a child, but the point is that life is very precious because there's nothing else, so we must take great care to make life as wonderful as possible.

squib said...

hmmm I don't see pointlessness as a negative thing at all. It makes me feel cheerful if anything

Melba said...

i'm so thrilled i've found this site and shall dedicate the rest of my life to reading everything here.


will read this book too. sounds like the god delusion, a very clever (and funny) and robust attack on god's existence. love it.

i'm happy in my life without god as well, and i know he doesn't exist as well. like you say it's not as if i think he exists and i just choose not to believe. not that at all. and there's a big difference. i don't think believers can really get that.

Perseus said...

The rest of your life?
I've only really just started the blog. You should be done reading it in about 20 minuutes.

Thank you for the kind words.

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